Please curb the chat
I’ve found the biggest culprits being plumbers and taxi drivers. From the minute they arrive, they don’t stop talking!
During a recent taxi journey to Heathrow, I had my driver’s life story, the broken marriage, the problem daughter, the lazy ex-wife and the diabetic rival driver, and finishing with the bowel habits of his many pets.
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Hide AdOne problem plumber we nicknamed ‘Tony Twice’ simply because he talked so much the first day he had to come back a second time to finish the work.
Why, because something has happened to them, do they think it is of any interest to anyone else?
Advice to customers: never pay by the hour and never offer refreshments as it will involve long breaks in your kitchen and more tales.
Advice to tradesmen and drivers: belt up and shut up.
Advice to plumbers: turn up (on time) and turn off.
I’m exhausted.
I Hampton
The Byways,
Bracklesham Bay